Global Warming = AIDS. Maybe I'd Better Buy That Prius After All...

Um, What??? Oh wait, well if the UN says it's true...

That's what Good Morning America News is reporting...

I'll save you the read, Suneeta Mukherjee, representative of the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA), gives us a very simple eight step sequence:

1. Hummer could possibly cause
2. Global Warming which could possibly cause
3. All the fish in the ocean die which would probably cause
4. Fewer fisherman which might cause
5. Fisherman's wives have to work which might lead to
6. Wives become prostitutes which might lead to
7. Unprotected sex with johns which might eventually lead to
8. Increased transmission of AIDS whew!

Well of course. Please let this be a warning to us all.

And remember, if you've noticed your unemployed spouse or housewife/husband losing brain cells lately -- Check the TV. They could be watching Good Morning America...

Tip of the hat to Drudge.
GMANEWS.tv isn't on my regular reading list.